ONEMIC BOOK
CAN A MONKEY GET A MCRIB BURGER?
The question is, do you think politics ever matter? Politics is in every decision we make! For example, let's say I am with a friend and we are at a McDonald's, he looks hungry, I have 2 McRib burgers, he says, “can I have one,” I say, "ok, first you have to dance for me monkey." There's infinite politics in between my friend and him obtaining the burger or a house/safe domain, medical services, rights (to marry a horse), etc. I could say no, it’s my hard-earned money and then get upset that I had to share it and throw it at a homeless person. Let's say culturally, I am inclined to share, and I automatically offer it and my cultural politics solves the problem. Let's say I'm a beatup homeless person, the politics may be that I won't even be able to get inside the building to ask for the extra McRib. Can a monkey get a McRib burger?
How do regular citizens become, empowered intellectual people, changing the world and respect their governments to get a McRib burger as a basic right? They will achieve this through our ONEMIC system and Political Omniscience! The theory of the interconnectedness of all sciences as one science is omniscience. Searching for the truth is searching for GOD. Finding GOD/Universal Truth in all things. Computerized political bills will be submitted through an automated paperwork system similar to NOLO.com. We need comedy debate science; we need a black belt system to be ranked as a political scientist in specialized topics. Black belts will be permanently paid (KARMONY BOOK) and trained to improve political debate skills and make love not war. This should be the new government, you need to become a representative, senator or termed president in a specific matter specializing in certain bills.
There’s an impossible cognitive/intellectual bandwidth that you would need for only a 100 senators, 425 representatives and 1 president to ever cover 5000 bills coming into anyone’s office. What if I had 5000 people, that looked at 10 bills carefully, 100 pages each into cliff-noted, mnemonical song (remember it all along), video lectured, and every single game ever made is converted to a learning game for getting right answers (LEARNINCURVZ BOOK)? How about it is a religious order to be involved in your community about something that matters to you and all 8 billion people in the world are involved in politics? This global system (ONEMIC) will now allow pitchforking and media lynching to be minimized. There are 20,000 sex calligraphy positions, essentially infinitely, but if we are Bonobos, we keep it simple, when we don’t know the answer.
Bonobos are one of the great apes, they are monkeys, so humanlike they have human rights granted by politicians supported by scientists. They have unwritten automatic cultural politics, they make love, not war. Their society has a hierarchy with women leading the politics. Chimpanzees will kill their young and they even have WARS! 75% of the time Bonobos have sex for recreation vs Chimpanzees having sex for 100% procreation. The mother hooks up their son with other women. All their issues/politics are solved intimately through sex, they don't even have many skirmishes. We have 5000 bills a year, 10,000 pages, there's 80,000 pages in taxes, 25,000 pages of building codes. Bonobos have unwritten laws not to hurt anyone and have no war. GOD/Nature is pointing at Bonobos and you are lying if you don't want sex? Sigmund Freud, a prominent Paychologist said, "sex is the origin of all of mankind's issues" and the solution is "sexual release." 40% of the internet is porn. Is that 40% of a McRib that is indirectly subconsciously triangled into sexual hunger? If I decide instead to give my McRib to a Bonobo, instead of my friend, yes, a monkey can get a McRib burger. Your penis canon should be firing into a woman and not at a man to kill him eating a delicious McRib, right after you are done having crazy intimate monkey sex with a Bonobo.
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